Why is being a nerd bad? Saying, "I notice you're a nerd" is like saying, "Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?" - John Green

Shelby. 19. Doctor Who. BBC Sherlock. Supernatural. Harry Potter. LotR. Orphan Black. Orange is the New Black. Star Wars. Star Trek. Tabletop Gaming. all-around nerd-tastic, human rights, rainbow gatherings, literature, gay things, etc. DFTBA!

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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izzymar:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)
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izzymar:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

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capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: bethchilds00)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

taco-bell-rey:

"talk dirty to me"

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britishstarr:

darthmoonmoon:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

THESE ARE MY FAV VIDEOS

THE SOUnDS ARE SO cALMING

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